There is Nothing Wrong With Nigerians Who Are Impatient With the Government

President Buhari and Governor Obiano with VP Prof Yemi Osinbajo in the background

President Buhari and Governor Obiano with VP Prof Yemi Osinbajo in the background

The day you resume work, your employer starts assessing you. He expects you to know and do your job but occasionally comes around to make some input.

Sometimes, your employer will point out your tardiness, and how he expects certain deadlines to be met, failing which you get the stick.

This applies if you are the employer too.

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Flash Fiction: Erased

Your father was stubborn. And because you were strong-willed too, you refused to wear the vest of shock she gave you.

Its sight pinched you, drove pins into your skin till they grazed your aorta. You feared they would shred the muscles of your heart but you would not give up.

You told her. Again and again. She would smile. And walk. Away into the starry night. Hope for you was the setting sun, it had to rise in the morning. But for company at night, you drained your data on Instagram.

Nostalgia led your bytes to her page and you drowned in the forgetfulness that characterised it. Her hearty smile and your restrained cheer in a red shirt were gone, the one with your pimpled nose too. Vaporised!

You went to Twitter and checked her bio. It was there you realised the sun would rise at dawn but not with hope for your shredded heart.

The word ‘Lover’ was gone, space occupied its place, your subtle reference. You were now a vile history, an unholy anecdote, cleansed, and erased.